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Congratulations! Your message has just been delivered to Stephen's personal Trash folder, er, Inbox.

All messages will be answered in the order in which they are received. However, emails from the IRS (please remove my name from your database), forwarded messages of cute animal photos or jokes (unless they're astoundingly tasteless), offers of male enhancement products (tried them all, they don't work), and requests to wear his skin as a bath robe (still using it) will be discarded. In most other cases, Stephen will try his best to respond, although he may not have time to personally reply to every message he receives. If that happens, please accept his sincerest apology.

Thank you. And have a wonderful day.